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Welcome to Barney O'Bigtool's St. Patrick's Day Phone Sex web site.

LISTEN TO BARNEY; HE'LL GIVE YOU NO BLARNEY!

Top of the day to you , my laddie. My name is Barney O’Bigtool and to help you celebrate this Patty’s Day I have gathered up my finest Irish lasses and put them on the tellies to, shall we say ,“Lighten your Load” . And, even better, getting your St.Pattys Day jollies won't cost you a lot of GREEN!!  For your pleasure we have Patty O’Pussy, Luckie Clover, Jizzie McSwallows, Colleen O’Cocksucker, Nastee McDomme, Sinead O’Cummer and Hottie McTwatty.  To enjoy a conversation with any one of these lasses simply call 866-667-7781 and tell my sexy dispatcher what type of call you would like and she will have the right girl call you right back. Phone sessions are $1.99 per minute with a 10 minute minimum and discreetly billed to your Visa, MasterCard, Discover, and American Express .

Top of the day to you , my laddie. My name is Barney O’Bigtool and to help you celebrate this Patty’s Day I have gathered up my finest Irish lasses and put them on the tellies to, shall we say,“Lighten your Load”. And, even better, getting your St. Pattys Day jollies won't cost you a lot of GREEN!!

For your pleasure we have Patty O’Pussy, Luckie Clover, Jizzie McSwallows, Colleen O’Cocksucker, Nastee McDomme, Sinead O’Cummer and Hottie McTwatty.

To enjoy a conversation with any one of these lasses simply call
 866-667-7781  and tell my sexy dispatcher what type of call you would like and she will have the right girl call you right back. Phone sessions are $1.99 per minute with a 10 minute minimum and discreetly billed to your Visa, MasterCard, Discover, and American Express.

~ 866-667-7781 ~

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Limericks :

Said the girl wearing only a smile
It really has been quite a while;
And I see that your cock
Is as hard as a rock
So why don't we give it a trial?

Then the charming young thing from East Dover
(Who was holding a four leaf clover)
Said that wishes come true
If you know what to do
And she turned away and bent over!

Well then, what's a young fellow to do?
She was waiting for me, this I knew
So I unsheathed my sword,
Prayed my thanks to m'lord
And I proved that my aim was true.

That tight little twat was so sweet
As I felt it engulf my hot meat,
She wriggled and bucked
And got thoroughly fucked
That sweet little bitch in heat!

Then I knew I was going to cum
And I rubbed at her clit with my thumb
As she cried and she moaned
I released my huge load
And my brain and my body went numb...

♧♣♧♣♧♣♧♣♧♣

A smiling young man from L.A.
Went to his phone to play
He called a phone whore
Then he called more and more
And he ended up cumming all day!

She was barely more than a child
But always warm, wet and wild
She could set men on fire
Make them mad with desire
The girl from the Emerald Isle!


Said the girl with nothing to do
I'm feeling a little blue
What I need is great sex
I'd be willing to bet
I could easily out-fuck you!

The lass with the stunning green eyes
Used them to lure all the guys
Then she tortured and teased them
Eventually pleased them
By letting them inside her thighs!

A hot little number from France
Could size a guy up at a glance
Then she licked and she sucked
She nibbled and fucked
Once she got him out of his pants!


Poem:

If its St. Pattys Day and you're full of green beer
But you're feeling bummed cuz no pussy is near
We have some great girls to make you moan
And you can do it all from the comfort of home.

Our sexy leprechauns will tell you the way to be lucky
Its not four leaf clovers, its fucky and sucky!!
At the end of our rainbow is better than gold
Give a phone girl a call to lighten your 'load'!

We are all Irish on St. Pattys day at www.SexPhoneCalls.com  !!

 


CATCHING A LEPRECHAUN
 
A truck driver had a 2 day lay-over during the St. Patrick's Day holiday. He was getting bored with just sitting at the truck stop cafe, so he decided to go for a few beers. After about the 4th one, he had to use the bathroom badly. He went into the bathroom, and he was peeing, he looked into the next stall and noticed a leprechaun whose penis was HUGE!

"Let me ask you something...how come short guys have bigger peckers than tall guys?"

In his heavy Irish accent, the leprechaun looked up and said, "I don't know laddy, I'm a leprechaun".

With that, the trucker reached out and grabbed him and said, "Well guess what? I caught ya!"

"Aye lad, that ya did, but your wishes won't come true until tomorrow morning".

The trucker was confused by this, "Why not? You're a leprechaun, I caught ya, so you are supposed to grant me 3 wishes."

"Well", began the leprechaun, "you don't know anything about us leprechauns. We get a day of the year off and it happens to be St. Patrick's Day." Well, the trucker understanding this made his 3 wishes. He wanted to own his trucking company, he wanted every woman he saw to desire his body and he wanted 10 million dollars in the bank, tax free. The leprechaun said it would be done in the morning. On his way out of the restroom, the leprechaun says, "Lad, would you like to have your wishes come true tonight?"

"Well yeah, but what's the catch?", came the reply. "Well, you gotta let a leprechaun corn-hole ya" The trucker, at first protested, but then the leprechaun reminded him of all that he would be gaining in few precious moments. Thinking about the money, the company becoming his and ALL those women, he agreed but told the leprechaun not to tell anyone. When it was all over, the leprechaun was getting ready to leave, turned to the trucker and said, "Laddy, can I ask ya a question?"

"Sure", says the trucker.

"How old are ya now?"

"I'm 40 years old" says the trucker.

With that, the leprechaun says, "You mean to tell me that you're 40 years old and still believe in leprechauns?"


St. Patrick's Day Links

Irish Jokes  

History of St.Patrick's Day

Irish Recipes

Irish Blessings

St Patrick's Day Songs

Fun Beer Facts

Irish Fairy Tales

Official St. Patrick's Day Web Site

The Leprechaun Watch - A webcam set up to catch a Leprechaun

 

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