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TOP TEN REASONS
PHONE SEX IS BETTER THAN A GIRLFRIEND
10. Your phone sex girlfriend will never get pissed if
you check out other pictures.
9. Your phone sex girlfriend won't whine if you throw
your underwear on the floor instead of in the
laundry hamper when you're in the mood.
8. Your phone sex girlfriend ALWAYS swallows.
7. Your phone sex girlfriend will never come to you
demanding to know where she got the damn
warts from.
6. Your phone sex girlfriend won't tell you she's too
tired, or has a headache.
5. Your phone sex girlfriend will never ask you where
your relationship is going.
4. Your phone sex girlfriend won't bitch and sulk just
because you forgot your anniversary.
3. Your phone sex girlfriend will never ask you where
the fuck you've been all night, and who you
were with.
2. Your phone sex girlfriend won't make you get rid of
the moose head you have hanging on your
bedroom wall.
And the NUMBER ONE reason phone sex is better than a
girlfriend is:
YOUR PHONE SEX GIRLFRIEND WON'T PUSH YOU TO MEET HER
MOTHER---UNLESS HER MOTHER IS AS HOT AS SHE IS, AND
WANTS TO JOIN IN THE FUN!!!
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