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Looking to spice up your Valentines Day?  Well don’t forget the flowers and candy, jewelry and that sexy valentine’s outfit. But this year consider spicing up that night time rendezvous with a phone fantasy call with one of our experienced phone fantasy providers.  What a perfect way to move your sexual relationship beyond the every day routine.  What ever you or your lovers most desired fantasy can be play out over the phone in a satisfying but safe manner. And who knows just what kind of sexual adventures await  your sex life.

 So how does one find a phone sex partner? At the very bottom of this web page is a photo listing of available independent phonesex girls. These girls work for themselves from their homes and all discreetly bill via web-tokens. Don't want to deal with looking for the perfect phonesex lover? Simply call  866-667-7781 any time day or night. Tell the operator just what you are looking for, pay for the session and in a few minutes you will receive a call back from the perfect fantasy partner who has been briefed on just what you want.  No time wasted on paying for the session or other call set up items.

Don't want to ruin the mood when you convince your physical lover to give phone sex a try. You can call ahead and pre-pay and when you are ready a quick call make it happen.

Make this Valentine’s day a sexually adventurous one!


Valentine's Day Gifts
 
It's time for one of "KIRA'S-LITTLE-LESSONS-ON-HOW-TO-USE-THE-WAY-THE-FEMALE-MIND-WORKS-TO-YOUR-SEXUAL-ADVANTAGE" sessions. You must keep in mind that, to women, Valentines day is an excuse to get all sentimental, and that they spent days (months, even!) looking for just the right gift to show how much they care. To men, however, Valentine's day is a great excuse to have mind-bending, blow-out, down and dirty sex (As are birthdays, anniversaries, first dates, Tuesdays, etc.).
Since we WANT you to have mind-bending, blow-out, down and dirty sex, I've prepared a list of possible Valentine's Day gifts, and the sexual rate of return they will get you. Print this list and take it shopping with you (and this is important:) AT LEAST one week before Valentine's Day...For those of you who are REALLY clueless, Valentine's day is February14th.
 
1. Two tickets to the fights= Her foot up your ass.
 
2. A hand-made book of gift certificates for bubble-bath's-for-two and 20 minute massages, along with a dozen roses= Points for sentimentality and at least another date. (Don't worry; she'll never redeem the coupons because she'll want to put them in her scrap-book!)
 
3. A gift certificate to Sears= At least one week of sleeping on the couch.
 
4. A small kitchen appliance= A wan smile and a "That's nice dear", along with 2 or 3 nights of cold war.
 
5. A pink coffee cup, stuffed with individual servings of hot cocoa and topped with a red bow= A kiss on the cheek and a hug.
 
6. A silver ID bracelet= Come on, are we still in eighth grade here?
 
7. Candy and her favorite flowers= Well, let's face it; we're still lukewarm here, so we're still a ways from sex, but you might get some high-school style bump and grind during the goodnight kiss.
 
8. Lingerie--especially pink or red= Now you're getting sex, but you may also get her toothbrush in your bathroom, so you better be prepared!
 
9. Diamond bracelet, pendant or earrings= Pretty hot sex.
 
10. The ultimate. The Diamond Engagement Ring= PAYDIRT-Mind-bending, blow-out, down and dirty sex. 

Limericks Anyone

There was a young lady from Guam

Who was really sort of a Domme
She likes to get paid
And she LOVES to get laid
So she works for find phone sex dot com!
 
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Said the man who's sex life was a bore
What I really need is a whore
With a great big dick
And Double D Tits
A she-male is what I would adore!
 
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A young man on Valentines Day
Wanted nothing more than to play
But his girl was untried
So he used her back side
Because where there's a will, there's a way!
 
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Said a pretty young thing from Scutt
I know that I'm rather a slut
Telephone Sex
Is the thing I love best
For I really LOVE to talk smut!

A Poem

 

Well its another lonely Valentines Day,
And you haven't got a babe to lay.
You're dreaming of that one hot chick
On her knees and  sucking your dick.
 
You're thinking of some soft, wet lips,
Big tits, nice ass, and curvy hips
You're wishing for a nasty slut
Bent over, taking it up the butt.
 
We have those girls, and so much more
They'll love to be your "telephone whore".
Relax, breathe deep; then grab the phone
Unzip your pants and unleash your bone.
 
Give our girls a call, give your cock a stroke,
Shooting your load won't make you broke.
Cuz now you're feeling all fine and dandy
And didn't have to buy any flowers or candy!!
 
HAPPY VALENTINES DAY from your favorite phone babes of  FantasyPhoneCalls.com
 
 
 

One Wife's plan for Valentine's Day

February fourteenth; a day that I've been dreading.  If you've been married any length of time, you'll undersand how trying these special occasions can be.  Birthdays, anniversaries, Valentine's day; it's all the same.

You start out anticipating romance, candlelight, roses and jewelry.  You plan and shop for the perfect dinner.  You spend hours choosing just the right gift, and you buy a sexy new dress and get your hair and nails done, so you'll knock him off his feet (and into bed, hopefully).
 
You're all tingly looking forward to it; you cook, bathe, dress, light the candles...and he comes home, chows down, hands you a gift certificate to Sears, and plops his ass in front of the TV to catch the end of the game.

It's not their fault, poor things--it's the way they're hard wired.  But if you can give me the name of one woman alive, who can hit the sheets on Valentine's night actualy still WANTING a blow out sexual experience instead of wanting to blow a hole right through him, then you better give me the name of his mother too, so I can send her flowers. Because you know someone has HAD to have clubbed him over the head.  And I'm guessing it was the mother, who hauled his hiney out of bed every February 15th during his formative years, and gave him extra chores while grumbling about insensitive husbands.

 
But I digress...
 
This year, it's going to be different.  I have "A PLAN".  Let's start with the gifts since we all know it's almost the most important part of the evening, and the part he's the most hopeless at.  This year, HE gets the gift certificate to Sears.  Nothing says romance to a man like permission to buy power tools.  As for me, he's buying those diamond earrings, even though he doesn't know it yet, and I'll be slipping them into his coat pocket before he leaves for work in the morning.  He's a smart man; he'll know what to do with them when he finds them. 
 
Then comes the dressing up part.  I'm skipping that masochistic, spandex, rubber band excuse for a little black dress, and going to that quaint little boutique known as "His Closet".  I'll be borrowing that old Steelers jersey...the one that comes about half way down my thighs.  It's just about the right length to hide the thing I DID shop for:  a killer black lace teddy that barely covers anything.
 
As for dinner, who needs to spend hours in the kitchen, when you can be spending it with your dildo instead?  I will set out the china, light the candles, and wait for the doorbell to ring.  That's right; I'm having a gourmet dinner catered in.  "Veggie Delight" for me, and "Macho He-Man All Meat Special" for him, from the local pizza parlor.
 
And for the best part of the evening--the part where he goes rooting around in the side pocket of the lazy boy for the TV remote--well, I've already replaced that with the cell phone, and I've programmed in the phone number of a great domme  from PhoneABitch.com.  She and I are going to ravish him.  We'll make him beg, make him worship me, make him tell me that he's been waiting for this night all year long; and then when he's so hard, and ready to explode that he can't stand it any longer...We'll make him give me what I want, just the way I want it.
 
February fourteenth.  It's a day I'm looking forward to this year!

Some Interesting articles on phone sex and Valentine's

Love Is All Around
FWWeekly - Kristian Lin - ‎11 minutes ago‎
... has a fiery tryst with office temp Liz (Anne Hathaway), but his romantic feelings are imperiled when he discovers her sidelight as a phone sex worker. ...

Reach Out And Touch Someone
Boise Weekly - ID, USA
That's when he drops a hot Idaho spud into my lap: "How'd you like to write an article about phone sex for our Valentine's Day issue?" I'm not sure he and I ...

UnConventional Books Launches Challenge Against FCC And Internet ...
Eworldwire (press release) - Succasunna,NJ,USA
... brunette, who is neither a sexologist nor a health care professional, intends to start talking to people as soon as e-mails come in (phonesex@threesomebook.com ...

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