YOU MIGHT BE INTO PHONE SEX .....
If the sound of a dial
tone can make you cum...
You might be into phone sex
If most of the phone numbers programmed in your phone
start with 866 or 877
You might be into phonesex
If you ask telemarketers "what are you wearing?"
You might be into phonesex
If your phone is always covered in lube ..
You might be into phonesex
If your neighbors hear wild sex noises but never see any
visitors
You might be into phonesex
If you'd know that voice anywhere, but you have NO idea
what she looks like...
You might be into phone sex
If you just HAVE to tell someone about your latest
erotic adventure, only you can't tell anyone you know
(like the wife)...
You might be into phone sex
If you just bought yourself a brand "spankin" new 12
inch dildo, and need someone to tell you what to do with
it...
You might be into phone sex
If you want a different babe every night, and no hassle
about them running into each other at the bar...
You might be into phone sex
And finally:
If you like having a domineering, whip wielding, amazon
in black leather make you kneel before her and bark like
a dog, but all the amazons you know live somewhere far,
far away...
You might be into phone sex
