Happy Holidays from some of your favorite phone babes!The following are some special wishes from some of your favorite phone sex girls

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To be sung to the tune of Rudolph, The Red Nosed Reindeer

Rufus likes whores and cold beer,
Calls chicks up on his cell phone.
And if you hear him tell it,
His is the world's biggest bone!

All of the phone sex girls sneer;
Say his fantasies are Lame...
They never let poor Rufus
Join in any sex-play games.

Then one night things turned around;
Santa called his girls--
"Mrs. Clause thinks I'm too small;
Give Well-Hung-Rufus a call!"

Then how the girls did love him,
As they measured him with glee...
"Rufus, I'll buy you a beer;
If you'll just put that in me!!"
 

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From our Christmas party!



A blond woman goes to the post office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards.


She says to the clerk, "May I have 50 Christmas stamps?"

The clerk says, "What denomination?"

The woman says, "God help us. Has it come to this? Give me 6 Catholic, 12 Presbyterian, 10 Lutheran and 22 Baptists."

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HAPPY HOLIDAY'S!
 A new year is approaching. Have enjoyed meeting, and talking to all of you! Looking forward to knowing you all better, and meeting many more new friends this year. All my love, Barbra.

REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME
According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeers grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December.   Female reindeers retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.
Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.
We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.

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Happy Holidays through out the Season and thank you to all my loyal Customers in the past year, wishing you all health and happiness, in 2010 
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~  The Spirit of Giving  ~

The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. And was somewhat upset. "You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this to me -- a faithful wife, the mother of your children ! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce straight away!"

And the husband replied "Hang on just a minute love, so at least I can tell you what happened."

"Fine, go ahead," she sobbed, "but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!"

And the husband began -- "Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car.

I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days ! So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments.

Since she needed a good clean up I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw them away.

Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't use because you say they are too tight.

I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don't use because I don't have good taste.

I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't use just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't use because someone at work has a pair the same."

The husband took a quick breath and continued - "She was so grateful for my understanding and help and as I walked her to the door she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said,

" Please ... Do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?"


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   HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!  

My very best wishes to all my guys.... 
May your days and nights be merry and bright,
and filled with whimpers of anticipation, moans of pleasure
and sighs of delight. 

from    MEG


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Santa Claus is cumming to town
He knows when you’ve been slutty
He knows when you’ve sucked cock
He stroked his dick as you drank cum
His prick hard as a rock

O! You better watch out!
Santa’s horny like hell
Mrs. Claus took off
With Old Tinker Bell
Santa Claus is cumming to town

He’ll go down your chimney
And push up your skirt
When he licks your pussy
He’ll make you squirt
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He’ll take out his rod
And beg for a lick
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With his long unused dick
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If Santa answered his mail truthfully .................

 

Dear Santa,
      I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas, I'd like for my mommy and daddy to get back together. Please see what you can do.
                          Love, Teddy

 
Dear Teddy,

     Look, your dad's banging the babysitter like a screen door in a hurricane. Do you think he's gonna give that up to come back to your frigid mom, who rides his ass constantly? It's time to give up that dream. Let me send you some Legos instead.
                         Santa

 
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 Dear Santa,
      I want a new bike, a Playstation 2, a train, some G.I. Joes, a dog, a drum kit, a pony and a tuba.
                        Love, Francis

 
Dear Francis,
     Who names their kid "Francis" nowadays. I bet you're gay. I'll set you up with a Barbie.
                         Santa

 
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Dear Santa,
      I have been a good girl all year, and the only thing I ask for is peace and joy in the world for everybody!
                         Love, Sarah

 Dear Sarah,
     Your parents smoked pot when they had you, didn't they?
                         Santa

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 Dear Santa,
      I left milk and cookies for you under the tree, and I left carrots for  your reindeer outside the back door.
                        Love, Susan

 
Dear Susan,
     Milk gives me the shits and carrots make the deer fart in my face
when riding in the sleigh. You want to do me a favor? Leave me a bottle of Scotch.
                          Santa

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 Dear Santa,
      What do you do the other 364 days of the year? Are you busy making toys?
                         Your friend, Tho mas

 Dear Tho mas,
      All the toys are made in China . I have a condo in Vegas where I spend most of my time making low-budget porno films. I unwind by drinking myself silly and squeezing the asses of cocktail waitresses while losing money at the craps table. Hey, you wanted to know.
                        Santa

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 Dear Santa,
      Do you see us when we're sleeping, do you really know when we're awake, like in the song?
                       Love, Jessica

 Dear Jessica,
      Are you really that gullible? Good luck in whatever you do. I'm skipping your house.
                        Santa

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 Dear Santa,
     I really want a puppy this year. Please, please, please, PLEASE, PLEASE could I have one?
                        Love, Timmy

 
Dear Timmy,
      That whiney begging shit may work with your folks, but that crap doesn't work with me. You're getting a sweater again.
                        Santa


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 Dearest Santa,
     We don't have a chimney in our house. How do you get into our home?
                        Love, Marky

 Dear Mark,
     First stop callling yourself "Marky", that's why you're getting your ass whipped at school. Second, you don't live in a house, you live in a
low-rent apartment complex. Third, I get inside your pad just like the boogeyman does, through your bedroom window.
                       Sweet dreams,
                       Santa

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Give yourself a two girl call this holiday season!


 

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CHRISTMAS WARNING...

Christmas has been canceled.

It's all YOUR fault!

You told Santa that you were GOOD this year.



AND HE DIED LAUGHING! 

 
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