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THINGS A PHONE SEX GIRL IS GRATEFUL FOR AT
THANKSGIVING
1. She can have as many "boyfriends" as she
wants.
2. She NEVER gets told "I'm not in the mood".
3. The only thing she or her boyfriends ever has
to worry about "catching" is lockjaw.
4. Birth control is not an issue.
5. When someone calls her a dirty little slut,
it's a compliment.
6. She can go to work without ever getting out
of bed.
7. Birthday spankings are fun! (both giving and
receiving)
8. She doesn't have to live in Nevada to be
legal.
9. No one ever says to her: "Do you HAVE to tie
up the phone all day??".
10. And of course, every phone sex girl is
grateful, during the holidays, or at any other
time, to have great clients like you!
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It was Thanksgiving Morning
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It was Thanksgiving Morning
I'd just opened my eyes,
I rolled over; looked down-
Holy Shit! What a rise!
What to do? I could stroke it,
But that wasn't much fun.
Like a big Turkey Dinner
At a table for one.
I considered my porn flicks
And my smut magazines...
Then my eyes lit upon
My computer screen.
I'd been surfing last night,
I'd found hot, nasty chicks,
With soft wet pussies,
And round asses and tits.
I looked up the number
And picked up the phone,
And a sweet honey voice
Asked if I was alone.
I laid back on the bed,
and followed directions.
She whispered and moaned
While I pumped my erection.
The next thing I knew
I exploded like crazy,
My body just shook
And my vision was hazy...
So what am I thankful for
This Thanksgiving morning?
Findphonesex.com
And their girls who are horny!!
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What
are Phone Sex Girls Thankful for????
Everyone has things they are thankful for at this
time of year; our phone girls at
www.FantasyPhoneCalls.com have put together a
list of items that they are thankful for too. We think
you will have to agree that they are an imaginative
group of girls!
vibrators (with endless supplies of batteries)
sexy, hot callers who make the vibrators necessary!
silky, lacy lingerie
XXX porno movies
big tippers
pizza delivery
satin sheets
telephone headsets
Penthouse Forum
slippery elm lozenges for dry/sore throats
frozen, microwave dinners
all-night movie channels
cordless phones
Chinese take-out
crotch less panties
sinfully rich chocolates
dildos with attachments
high speed internet
crispy crème doughnuts
not being married to Scott Peterson
KY, Astroglide and other lubricants
'call forwarding'
and, of course, our girls are most thankful for: HORNY
GUYS
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OVER
THE RIVER AND THROUGH THE WOODS (THANKSGIVING SONG)
PHONE SEX VERSION
I got a really bad case of wood,
It's time to pick up the phone;
This Thanksgiving day
My dick wants to play,
Isn't that always the way, Oh!
Phone girls know how to take care of the wood,
Oh how that girl does blow!
She sucks on my hose;
Feel it down to my toes,
Bend over and here we go!
I know right whe-ere to put the wood,
To have a first-rate play;
Oh, hear the phone ring
"Ting-a-ling-ling!"
Hurrah for Thanksgiving Day-ay!
I know whenever I get the wood,
She'll always be ready to play.
She's always around
Sharing her mound,
Even on Thanksgiving day! Yea!
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Submitted by Petra - 888-708-8821
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'Twas
The Night of Thanksgiving
—
Author Unknown —
'Twas the night of Thanksgiving, but I just
couldn't sleep.
I tried counting backwards, I tried counting
sheep.
The leftovers beckoned — the dark meat and
white,
But I fought the temptation with all of my
might.
Tossing and turning with anticipation,
The thought of a snack became infatuation.
So, I raced to the kitchen, flung open the door
And gazed at the fridge, full of goodies galore.
I gobbled up turkey and buttered potatoes,
Pickles and carrots, beans and tomatoes.
I felt myself swelling so plump and so round,
'Til all of a sudden, I rose off the ground.
I crashed through the ceiling, floating into the
sky,
With a mouthful of pudding and a handful of pie.
But, I managed to yell as I soared past the
trees ...
Happy eating to all, pass the cranberries,
please.
May your stuffing be tasty, your turkey be
plump.
Your potatoes 'n gravy have nary a lump.
May your yams be delicious, your pies take the
prize.
May your Thanksgiving dinner stay off of your
thighs. |
Submitted by Petra - 888-708-8821
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Things you can only say on
Thanksgiving
1. Talk about a huge breast!
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. It's Cool Whip time!
4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
5. Whew, that's one terrific spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9.Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these
people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
16. You'll know its ready when it pops up.
17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
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