A truck driver had a 2
day lay-over during the St. Patrick's Day
holiday. He was getting bored with just
sitting at the truck stop cafe, so he
decided to go for a few beers. After about
the 4th one, he had to use the bathroom
badly. He went into the bathroom, and he was
peeing, he looked into the next stall and
noticed a leprechaun whose penis was HUGE!
"Let me ask you
something...how come short guys have bigger
peckers than tall guys?"
In his heavy
Irish accent, the leprechaun looked up and
said, "I don't know laddy, I'm a
leprechaun".
With that, the
trucker reached out and grabbed him and
said, "Well guess what? I caught ya!"
"Aye lad, that
ya did, but your wishes won't come true
until tomorrow morning".
The trucker was
confused by this, "Why not? You're a
leprechaun, I caught ya, so you are supposed
to grant me 3 wishes."
"Well", began
the leprechaun, "you don't know anything
about us leprechauns. We get a day of the
year off and it happens to be St. Patrick's
Day." Well, the trucker understanding this
made his 3 wishes. He wanted to own his
trucking company, he wanted every woman he
saw to desire his body and he wanted 10
million dollars in the bank, tax free. The
leprechaun said it would be done in the
morning. On his way out of the restroom, the
leprechaun says, "Lad, would you like to
have your wishes come true tonight?"
"Well yeah, but
what's the catch?", came the reply. "Well,
you gotta let a leprechaun corn-hole ya" The
trucker, at first protested, but then the
leprechaun reminded him of all that he would
be gaining in few precious moments. Thinking
about the money, the company becoming his
and ALL those women, he agreed but told the
leprechaun not to tell anyone. When it was
all over, the leprechaun was getting ready
to leave, turned to the trucker and said, "Laddy,
can I ask ya a question?"
"Sure", says the
trucker.
"How old are ya
now?"
"I'm 40 years
old" says the trucker.
With that, the
leprechaun says, "You mean to tell me that
you're 40 years old and still believe in
leprechauns?"
